Jokes
Aayan's Joke Section
Q: Why do guitar players use pinch harmonics?
A:They come in handy in a pinch.
Q: Why did the guitar player drop his pick?
A: Because he was in a pickle to fingerpick.
Q: What can a guitarist do easier than a pianist?
A: Tune to drop D.
Q: What did the electric guitar say to the acoustic guitar?
A: Nothing - guitars can't talk.
Q: What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A: A pizza can actually feed a family.
Q: What did the guitar with the strap say to the guitar without a strap?
A: "You stay down there; I'll hang around."
Q: What's the difference between a wet acoustic guitar and a wet electric guitar?
A: The differences are quite shocking:
The acoustic guitar is going to sound wet-erfully, while the electric guitar is going to have a little extra sting.
Q: What's the difference between a singer and a guitar player?
A: A guitarist has a fret to bear.
Q: What did the flamenco guitarist say to the heavy metal guitarist?
A: Flamenco Guitarist: "You're too loud."
Q: Heavy Metal Guitarist: "It's not that I'm too loud, it's that you're too quiet."
Q: Flamenco Guitarist: "It's not that I'm too quiet, it's that you need hearing aids."
Jeff's Joke Section
Q: Why do grandmother guitar players pinch their grandkids on the cheek?
A: Because the kids are cute and Grannies wants to teach them how to play pinch harmonics.
(Carcassi Jokes)
Q: "Why did Carcassi smash his guitars at concerts?
A: Because he was kamakasi Carcassi.
Q: Why did Carcassi fingerpick?
A: Because he was in a pickle, having dropped his flatpick on the floor during a concert.
(Guitar Pickle Jokes)
Q: Why did the pickle use a pick?
A: Because it had no fingers.
Q: Why did the guitar-playing pickle play so erratically?
A: Because it drank too much brine.
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Updated April 14, 2024 2:33 PM